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        Ow. My head. What happened last night? Pinkie Pie really out did herself because that must have been some party. I moved my hoof to my head only to realize that my hoof had little stubs on it. My eyes shot open. I couldn't believe what I saw. What the hay is going on? The world lacked crisp, clean lines and was very dull and gray. There was also much more detail. In front of me was some sort of film playing, but I didn't recognize it. It was also in color! Well, what little color you could find in this gray world. I tried to locate the projector, but I couldn't find it. It seemed to be playing on some sort of machine. I made a note to

        "All right, Spike. Are you ready?"         "Ready!"         "All right. Spell number 152: Invisibility."         The day so far had just been spell after spell. I had to practice. I may be in Ponyville studying friendship, but I still had to keep studying magic like I did back in Canterlot. After all, Celestia was coming in a week for an exam. I focussed as hard as I could on nothing but the spell. Soon enough, Spike began to fade out of existence. Before long, he was comple

        Have you ever sat back and really thought about just how funny irony is? No, seriously. Irony is a strange literary device that, when used properly, can create some very dreadful or very interesting scenarios. Both situations are hilarious. Why do I find dreadful things hilarious? Beats the shit out of me. I guess I'm just weird like that. The literal definition of irony is words or things being used for something other than their literal intention. One of the biggest events in my life happened in a sense of irony. Or reverse irony. Whatever. You'll see what I mean soon enough. Because on the cl

        "Blank flank! Hehehehe!"         Scootaloo was used to this. She heard it every recess. Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon would always mock her for something. One week, it's her cutie mark (or lack there of), the next it's her mane style. What annoyed Scootaloo more than being mocked for being a "blank flank," was Diamond Tiara's hypocrisy. She had, after all, only gotten hers fairly recently. Scootaloo tried to tune it out, but she never could. She was, though, able to not let it affect her.         "It must be so sa

        Honesty. Kindness. Generosity. Laughter. Loyalty. Magic.         Long ago, all of Equestria lived together in harmony. But then, everything changed when the changelings attacked. Only the Mane Six, masters of all six elements, could stop them. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Mane Six, a group of ponies from Ponyville. And although their friendship is great, they have a lot to learn before they're ready to save anyone. But I believe they can save the world.   

        Honesty. Kindness. Generosity. Laughter. Loyalty. Magic.         My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace, when the Mane Six kept balance throughout all of Equestria. But that all changed when the changelings attacked. Only the Mane Six wielded all six elements. Only they could stop the ruthless changelings. But when the world needed them most, they vanished. A hundred years have passed, and the changelings are nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my father and the stallions of my small village journeyed to Canterlo

         "Welcome to the team!" Spitfire congratulated.         Rainbow Dash was so excited she couldn't breathe. This was her life long dream. Ever since she was a little filly, when she got her first Wonderbolts poster. And now she was realizing it. "OHMIGOSHTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANK-"         "Don't thank us," Soarin interrupted. "You earned this spot on the team."         "Tonight at 9:00 there will be a party in the Ponyvi

          She is the most beautiful creature I have ever laid eyes on. Her curly, pur-"Spike…"-ple mane is like sunshine. Her flawless white coat and gems cu-"Spike."-tie mark just mesmerizes me and I lose all self control. Her voice is silk and her gorg-"Spike!"-eous blue eyes drown me in happiness. She is Rarity.          "SPIKE!"          I jumped as soon as I realized I was being called. I felt something wet on my chin. I quickly realized it was drool and wiped it up as quickly as I could. I was s